Gods in our world

Devotee

The statute of Mr. Tine-Jen Lin was a remembrance for his brave actions. In March 1964, Mr. Lin tried to help a student who came to Yehliu and who was swept into sea by the waves. During this attempted rescue, Mr. Lin was unable to save the student. Both of them lost their lives during this event. [Database]

Thought of the Day:

I love black cock.

Analities - ToDo

Daily C&H

God put me on this earth to accomplish certain things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

I hope all of my anxiety stays in this box.

I’ve been waiting for someone to tell me the genuine reasons for doing Computer Science for over a year now. Unlike people I know, I don’t really have an interest in developing games, I don’t want to spend the rest of my in software development and I would hang myself before writing Database Administrator on my CV. The whole thing about higher education... well, I don’t want to learn any more. I’m happy with my makeshift code and I don’t want to study any more about what *these* electrons in a silicon chip represent or find more efficient ways to do my shit.

And I’ll say a little bit about the people. I understand that I will be able to meet normal students doing subjects with soul in them, but the guys (because that’s a fact) I’ll deal with every day are going to be as difficult as myself. I’ll turn to my side during a lecture to bitch about my problem, perhaps to someone with a personality, but more likely just the cream of the crop of budding geeks and freaks.

I like programming, and I do spend the majority of my spare time on a computer, but is that honestly enough for me base spending three years dedicated to a discipline? There are modules on operating systems, networks and hardware that I couldn’t give two hoots about. Did I pick it because it’s a subject I’m good at?

No. It was the only one that was left. And I’m naive to think there might be someone I will be able to share the apprehension with me.

Etiquette

Don’t move the boxes too far, okay?

Dearest

Please stop editing your posts. It makes me look out of date and misinformed. I know it’s your way of saying my advice sucked, but you’re the one that asked for it.

gl

Just remember that you’re genuinely the reason there are so many medics this year. It’s because you’re so committed, so determined and such an inspiration, that I’m convinced you’re Cambridge material.

penis

penis

circa 2005

I gave my money to Trace and she spent it on ChOCOLATE.

ps

you can resize boxes by holding SHIFT

I remembered the punchline...

His brother with the VCR.

Racist? Where?

Sadness and you

I know a lucky someone out there got three wishes. Please, I really need one at the moment.

Point of Information

If your name has an 'i' in it, I probably hate your guts.

The heights yield to endeavour

This was the place where everything seemed normal. This was the place where the tutors were confident that I'd enjoy Southampton enough to encourage me to make my own choice. This was the place where the people seemed to really enjoy doing their project work. This was the place that had a fantastic Student Union building. This was the place where the course content seemed normal, people learned practical languages and didn't have to do unnecessary module. This was a place where they don't like to offer places through Extra and Clearing, but rather make offers at lower grades to those who actually want to come. This was the place where lots of technology companies, and YinI itself, are based. This was the place where the Computing Lab was a useful environment.

This is the offer that makes sense. It just seems like there's a catch and I can't find it.

:D

"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."

"Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."

"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"War not determine who right. War determine who left."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"

"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."

Where did all the nice watches go?

Probably the biggest regret of this summer was not buying that Elle Homme watch (EH707MBBI, if any of you happen to be going to Asia). This morning, I tracked down the retailer, but there doesn't seem to be any shipping, international or otherwise.

So the hunt continues for me to find a new watch. Something minimalist and stylish, but not extremes of either of those categories. And while I do love the prospect of having "YACHT MASTER" on my wrist, I just want something that tells the time (and looks good, obviously).

My dream watch is still a Seiko Spring Drive (the only manufacturer offering a true sweep movement), but they're ridiculously expensive. There are alternative fashion watches by Issey Miyake and Storm which are decent. Not to mention elements of Rado, Nixon and Casio which I do like.

For anyone looking for their own watch, some advice that will save you time: chronograph is a synonym for ugly. Stay away from gold, pointy minute hands and divided bracelets.

And by the way, Peter Brown has the nicest watch in St Olave's. Easily.

The Parable of the Cat and Dog

Once upon a time, Cat and Dog lived together in harmony on a farm. One day, Farmer had to go out to run an errand and therefore left a list of tasks for the Cat and Dog to complete. Dog woke up early and toiled in the sunshine for hours, tending to the crops, weeding out fields and watering the flowers and finally took a well-deserved rest in the evening. In the mean time, Cat slept and slept until she heard the footsteps of Farmer and leapt into action, running around the yard.

When Farmer returned, Cat exclaimed: “Look at all of the work I’ve done! You can see my footsteps everywhere! Look how muddy I am! Dog didn’t help me at all, he has just been sleeping all day.”

Farmer scolded Dog and didn’t feed him that evening.

This is why the Dog hates the Cat, and will always chase after her on sight.

My father told stories like this – ones with no morals – to me while I was young. I can’t be to blame for any of my actions.

(And not enough people run errands these days)

H4K

Kevin fancies Hayley

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Kevin fancies Hayley

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Kevin fancies Hayley

Facebook Love Stories, Vol 1

Hi Tracey

With the surname Teng you are chinese,hoken or canton, fuken

Which country are you from and what you doing in Oman

I just moved here for business a few weeks ago from Asia, noit the best time to arrive here with Ramadam

If you want to you can answer those questions if you reply

Mike

I will survive...

But I still miss old times.

I wish I liked more people.

Xiang...

has an I in it

Lecture

Jon just locked the padlock when he playing with it and now offer to find gardner. I so miss you xxx

Also...

Mark 'Dickhead' Haworth has an 'i' in it.

CNY 2008

In Taiwan, we get 紅包 since we're born. It stops until we start to make money by ourselves. We are supposed to give them out when we're married, but normally we start to give them out as soon as we star making money.

In the Sun

The Joseph Arthur version has so much more punch and erm... emoness. It's deeper, definitely a more powerful version.

Toss in a piano, and you ruin it. Perhaps it goes better as a soundtrack to a hospital drama, but as your favourite song? No.

Killer Lines, Part II

Alex: Hers is ugly, but what sort of thing would you get?
Trace: Probably your name, inner hip.

Alex: What if you met someone else, though?
Trace: Then he'd always have to remember that he's only my second best.
Alex: There I was thinking you'd say 'nautical star'.

With all my love...

Thank you for telling me
frankly how you feel
about me, but I cannot
accept your love so easily
and so quickly.

You know...

This is how fights start...
black people.

Circa 2006

The rain continues to taunt us, so I almost broke up. I bought a friend a trophy for his birthday, but he doesn't appreciate it because we're not friends anymore.

C:

Oi, Alex, you're not allowed to have a favorite poem, okay?

Fading Memories...

Stop pretending you're Byuu all the time. Not every story has a sad ending, even these days.

Russians?

You DIDN'T like Nightwatch?

Punishment

Then there was the ship carrying red paint that collided with another carrying blue paint. What happened? Both crews were marooned.

So

if I'm the best person she's ever met, how come her life has gone back to normal?

Clever conversation.

Chits: So, St.Anne's, but what course again?
Alex: Computer Science.
Chits: Oh. Why do you want to do that?
Alex: My personal statement says it's fascinating.

Good luck at the bad timing awards.

Smoking, unlike bullets and fighter planes, can kill you.

Illegal shit day

Allow. There was no reason to have believed in my peers. I can't believe that I'm the biggest rebel. Doesn't bringing a second shirt defeat the point?

Confusion is rife.

Have you noticed that over the years, we all became less socially retarded? Or maybe we're all twice as much and we just don't know it?

Honestly

I keep dreaming about that girl. I'm being unfaithful, but that's not something I'll ever be able to control. Just get out of my life, Hydrogen.

Missed Connection

Lady: You're making me wet... I SAID you're making me wet.

Man: Yes, I tend to have that effect on the ladies.

Lady: With your umbrella.

Man: I'm flattered, but it's not that big.

Late night banter

Mate, she's not staring about how clear your urine is.

Circa 2005

I'm tired of typing your name out using one hand only.

Please officially change it to 'Trais'.

bleah

I heard about your Thing on 22 May. Is that really going to solve any of your problems? If anyone ever needed a shag, it's you.

Girls like you...

They always control the situation. It's not possible for regular guys to win.

Because

I fancy Miss Effa

Uncertainty is beautiful.

I like the sound of tearing. I like the feeling of knowing that something will be lost forever. I love knowing that with a simple shear, memories will be forgotten. Impermanence is everywhere, but isn't it lovely?

wanted:

a friend that doesn't bore me.

spekkio

At this point. I don't think it matters if I say "just kidding" anymore.

Fridays

I really wish I could go through one day without rolling my eyes.

Or cringing.

Or sighing in front of someone.

Just a normal day where I can be comfortable, relax, and not have to listen to music through sound isolating earphones.

Things that Xiang will be attending in the near future:

You hadda. I swear you hadda.

Frankly, this page was too awesome to be ruined by nasty overlapping boxes. As Monica says: "I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking about this. Can I clean it?"

I know you hate "Friends" so I'll never quote it again.

Find?

I did like the penis link. It's hidden behind one of the boxes. 10 points to the person that finds it!

Clocks

The worst thing in the world is that month rhyme, which goes "Thirty days hath December..." because it doesn't work. Not famine.

Augustus

It's a shame we didn't get to see any shooting stars. I wish this opportunity would come again.

Sense of Style

Pathetic people that wear white:

  1. The tk vampire in the Matrix Reloaded.

Dreamland

I dreamt I was in a fantasy world where no-one brushed their teeth because they all ate Thin Ice. This isn't even to impress you, as you already love me.

Itchy

I miss the moments that we shared. I can't reminisce on the stories that make me smile to myself to anyone but you. I'd feel weird if I rang you up to say this to you tomorrow, but it would haunt me if I kept this within me forever.

We made up the Zoom advert.

In business again, yo.

The exams are over and it's just another day I'm just glad I don't have spinocerebellar allotropy. I think I did okay, if you were wondering, but usually, it's something that we tend to wish we could forget about.

Coldplay

There was a time when it was songs like Trouble being overplayed all the time, especially in dramas and sitcoms. We can look back and laugh, but actually it's the same today.

Killer Lines, Part VI

Her: I think that's the problem you'll have growing up, that you'll never find a way to really enjoy yourself. I think you just need to find something that interests you... that you get slightly obsessed over...

Him: And what if I already have that?

Pro

Don't lose sight of why you want to be a doctor behind all the news reports you've had to read up on. There's no substitute for the care I know you'll bring.

Vacuums

Or USB 1.1? Amnesty International? Yakult? Wonderwoman? Base-sixteen?

Bullshit: Cease and desist

If what you say is true, of course you're going to be better than me. You can run faster, weigh more and be richer for all I care.

But you and I both know that it is complete and utter bullshit. Does it make you feel good when you exaggerate your achievements? Do you enjoy making people feel bad? You're not a badass for saying you've done things, that title comes from doing them. And don't get me started on friends you don't have.

There are things that I need to add to a list now, but I've forgotten them with so many to remember.

Anali-tees.

I'm thinking I need some white t-shirts which just say analities on them. People will be well confused. :)

I'm not a racist

Even if I'm in the top percentile for associating black people with weapons, it just means I'm retarded at their game. It's now proven that the majority of people (on the internet, at least) make that same link.

[Proof] [Pudding]

Which one?

You know, true north, but I guess magnetic north is pretty close, too.

I know that I started North-North

doramas

I'm a girl, it's okay for me to cry during a certain series. Feel free to make excuses and shrug it off.

By the way, I wish my life was a dorama - England needs more holidays (next one is Guy Fawkes) - where's the Star Festival, etcetera? And how comes we only have one Valentine's Day?

I need excuses to stay behind after school so that I can meet cute and mysterious guys.

And seriously, where the hell is that dramatic rain?

barbeque

Love letters are disgustingly hard to write.

Testi-clees

Hungy and thirsty...

... and I'm pregnant.

advanced prototype

I'm tired of getting emails from the future. For fuck's sake.

positive procrastination

Positive procrastination is when you use your unwillingness to complete one task as motivation to do another. Rather than delay doing one thing by spending time doing useless things, such as looking at Digg every five seconds, if you have other tasks, you can work on those instead.

In other words, all of my half term homework is done, and I've filled out most of my UCAS form, but I am still fucked for the Art Exhibition.

INFATUATED

I met someone who likes JJ72 as well. I think I'm in love, too.

shortsleeves and underground

Truly pointless if you already have your mind set, since the bias just builds up. There's then nothing to expect.

Alex hates people who ask questions. He personally could've answered anything because it's all on the internet. UCAS applications are fully online now, so there's no excuse like saying that you don't have access. Don't waste everybody's fucking time.

Trace just hates people who nod their head during talks.

Alex saw some Olivians, but ignored them (sorry, Jay); he saw a 50% sale and ignored that; he saw a lot of missed opportunities but can do nothing.

Trace scored her worst ever on Brain Training. She thinks Alex should buy some new games.

Alex hope he doesn't fall in love with a girl that has to be at home every night at 4pm.

Grand day out. (9/10, St Catz, the college that looks nothing like the rest of Oxford gets my thumbs up.)

h2

I saw a fob that looked and smelled just like you. But then she got off at Green Street Green.

flattering

hurricanes

You're likening the founding of our school to the demise of the British Empire. Did you realise how absurd your talks are getting?

It's the end of term, I appreciate that everyone is going to be apathetic, but in that case, don't cover advanced topics and offer no guidance on them. That's slacking, and it's especially bad when your students really want to learn.

Thanks for the grades, but unfortunately it gets steeper, and I lose my guide ropes next year. Still, I won't let you down.

Cuz

I'm sorry for making fun of you all of the time, even in front of your face. It's the only thing that I can do in awkward situations I blame my upbringing.

It's only because of a certain band that I can pretend to have any knowledge of English Literature. I wish I knew everything that my knowledge touched on - just by name being able to recite Wikipedia.

In other news, I'm going to stop wearing white, as of today.

H4K

no, seriously.

xkcd

It's sad that I'm the only person I know (possible exception: Cam) that will see humour in this one.

Please don't do it.

Sorry

I'm sorry. I know I was meant to buy you a flower, but I don't think they get made this season.

Luck, friend.

Don't worry

Thanks for calculating my biorhythm, I really appreciate it.

Unfortunately, you did that thing again when you calculate the percentage. Today was actually .1 better than it was meant to be.

So basically..

I was reviewing these entries and I realize that I emit this unnatural feeling of below average weakness in them. On a good day, I would usually say I'm not, but honestly. Who would leave her research paper unfinished, her artwork unfinished, her reading unfinished, her goals unfinished, her meals unfinished, her thought processes unfinished, and this entry almost unfinished? It seems that the only things I can finish these days are cigarette packs and re-runs of sugar-coated Disney shows. Might as well not start what you can't finish, right? Well, that turned out perfectly darling and with an indecent consequence.

CAN'T I FIND ANYTHING THAT SUITS ME??

Fucking Christ. Shoot me. Killing me might actually not be illegal considering how huge of a waste I am.

1:11 + 0:44

We're living in perfect times, mate.

Christmas Shopping

The only thing I want for Christmas is a black beanie, which has 'Underground' on it (preferably looking the transport logo only, but any other clothing items describable as "underground beanies" will do). Similarly adorned visors are acceptable, but not preferred.

Please co-ordinate this with everyone else that I know to ensure that I get one (and only one).

Situational

July 7

According to Taiwan tradition, the color and number of the roses holds much significance. For example, one red rose means "an only love," eleven roses means "a favorite," ninety-nine roses means "forever," and one hundred eight roses means "marry me".

apparently

Google won't index this page properly, unless it contains the keyword "analities" a bit more.

What rating is your passion/interest for your subject?

Obviously it is pretty important that you enjoy your subject and the only real reason to pick up a course, since a lot of degrees are on level pegging.

Until this year I used to actually have an interest in Computing. I guess it's the exam system that really kills it and stops it from being fun, which is exactly why I want to continue on at uni. On a 1 to 10 scale? 8-ish.

Xiang

...is actually such a legend. no seriously. I know more about me when I talk to him. Bit like Spenser but with less comments about hands relating to sexual organs.

Never give up

If it's great, keep it going. Uni is like 200 miles at most. Or less than a second in a telephone call. Some things in life are too precious.

I'm not giving up on crystal meth

I'll keep on using unless I have an actual reason to stop.

reply:

like how your hair looked stupid today?

my hair...

...looked awesome yesterday. stop trying to be a bad friend. it won't work. like me using the shift key.

Cheerful prospects

"Drugs and alcohol can impair a person's judgment and cause them to engage in unplanned sexual activity. This could result in STDs, unwanted sexual advances, rape, pregnancy, and emotional trauma."

My favourite algorithm?

Gotta be the 'This one's easy, you just do this... Oh shit, it isn't working. Let's cheat a bit. BAM!' Sort.

inappropriacies I

If she was cold and shamed lying naked on my floor, I think I would.

circa 2006

這?這是e筆

they call him a poor man's geek

There's someone I know that's really full of shit (well, another one). Chatting pie all the time... hating OSX having never used it... recommending things he doesn't own... giving bad advice and pretending he's better than the world...

They call him a poor man's geek.

And painfully... it's like looking into a mirror.

c'mon - how fucked up is you?

actually, when bulletin boards fall on you, you die.

'How do you handle criticism?'

"Oh, it depends on the person and how much he or she needs to be criticized. I can be very tactful or pointed if needed."

And what kind of mother...

would lower her dimensionally challenged son down a drain to get her ring?

Dropping words about the city we're in...

Ordinarily, I wouldn't look forward to spending five hours in a room of fifty other geeks. The typical "oh I've already read the prospectus and don’t have any questions" was common to us all and I'm sort of thankful there wasn't a twat-ass parent who would ask a long question to keep us from lunch.

Conversation was *so* awkward.

...

Three of us were on the same corridor of rooms for the interviews. The first guy gets the "superhero" first year Programming and Algorithms lecturer. The second girl (woah!) gets the professor that teaches maths, "who's really helpful". I get the one who "I'm sorry, I haven't heard of her".

York campus and accommodation is incredibly nice, and I could see this regardless of the shitty weather. It's a pity there's so much emphasis on hardware on the course, because I would've liked to study here.

I have no idea why the first word was "Ordinarily". I'd still never want to do it.

Except when I have to next week.

And (possibly) the week after.

援助

我將給它...五分鐘在標記作出種族主義者的評論使用亞洲樣式之前。

As an indication...

Looking at the battery that's expired... I thought it'd never get to 2007.

sometimes

- Yeah, but like.... Daedalus muttered to the fellow, before pausing.

Inappropriate time to say "But she's a girl"?

Uni Apps

There is another group of people who stole my idea on Facebook. Although my solution is much better, they're much more committed.

I've accomplished everything I need to. This was always more of a service to myself than something for others. If it never resurfaces in the Applications Directory, then fine, I've learned all that I need to, and at least I have something to talk about during my interviews.

Part Two would be allowing users to select Firm and Insurance universities, but I won't bother if I have any less than 1,000 users.

Frankly, footing the bill for people in Newcastle isn't what this is about. Bragging about the fact I have four conditionals was always the point.

The one who "I'm sorry, I haven't heard of her"

I thought I was going nowhere when I said replacing a list of Prolog rules with a multi-dimensional array was messy and there could be other solutions to the problem.

Turns out she's a lecturer whose research focuses include Object Oriented Programming.

And I quote:

"Your boyfriend's well cool."

we're always right

Yeah, St. Catz is the nicest college.

Dear Jay Fucking Aitch,

I totally emphasise with you on this one. Mrs Lewis was totally out of order to throw a green slip at you like that, after all, you’re a Cambridge applicant, and that immediately makes you better than everyone else in the world. Considering we’ve only had three weeks to produce a ten page report, and then you’ve been bogged down with all of these interviews... It’s no wonder you didn’t even manage to start. I feel for you, man, I’ve almost had as many interviews as you, and a minor thing like applying for jobs is nothing compared to the stress you’ve gone through on those four days of really solid preparation I heard you did for Clare College. Oh, and hearing the VLE hates you, and the fact that the IT technicians don’t do their jobs, or that the school network never works for you, it’s just SO disheartening and I’m definitely considering helping you uncover the conspiracy against you. It makes me consider myself lucky that I’m one of the few people privileged with this sort of valuable resource to do the homework. I’m glad I made a copy of all the files for you so that you could have as equal a chance as us lesser members of the class, and it’s such a shame that with all this chaos going on in your world that you forgot this fact.

And I was just heartbroken when you announced today that your already incredibly huge balls might have grown big enough for you to threaten to drop out from our Computing lessons. It’s more than just the balance that is maintained from having an odd number of people, it’s your witty remarks, your requests to listen to music during lessons, your useful perceptive ability to spot mistakes, oh the list goes on. I’m even going to miss the way you sit. And when you march up to Ms Kavanagh and tell her that you have your three As, and don’t need this subject a part of me will die.

I know I’ll always be a spiteful, bitter boy, but after watching your fine example of how to act as a model student, I’ll be the first to congratulate you if you get into Cambridge, and definitely won’t smile when you get your rejection letter.

 

Stop pissing me off/ Good luck with being better than the world,

 

Alex

Criticisms of the AQA Computing Course 1

Teaching and making use of syntactically incorrect HTML is unfair and misleading.

I guess Chapter 63 has been the only one that I understood.

Playing Dating Sims?

You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening... Self-raising?"

oh

and DDR is a girls' game.

Speaking of bad analogies...

He's like a £50 note, huh?

To Millennia

Hey, how come you get the cool body parts?

Dreams (Issue 4)

Had a dream where some guy manages to grind Wikipedia to a halt by switching a Cat-5 cable to a slower one. Thankfully, CTU is on the case, and realise that since capacity has decreased tenfold on a certain server, they should investigate.

It turns out to be the Head of Wikimedia, trying to drive their donation fund. It's such a great idea that I recommended the plot for the new season of Scooby-Doo. Dream ends.

Some guy I know

I dunno. He’s no Alexi Vayner, but some great accomplishments nonetheless.

fishsticks

Gah, I'm sorry for the things that I've said today, I know I've insulted a few people for no real reason, other than just being downright mean. I suppose it's down to having insecurities about myself, and criticising others is simply a way to divert attention from myself and stop people from wanting to do so in return. Sorry again, my anonymous friend.

That is all.

Love at First Sight (Wislawa Szymborska)

Both are convinced
that a sudden surge of emotion bound them together.
Beautiful is such a certainty
But Uncertainty is more Beautiful.

Because they didn’t know each other earlier
They suppose that
nothing was happening between them.
What of streets, stairways, and corridors
where they could have passed each other long ago?

I’d like to ask them
whether they remember perhaps in a
revolving door
ever being face to face?
An “excuse me” in a crowd
Or a voice “wrong number” in the receiver.
But I know their answer:
no, they don’t remember.

They’d be greatly astonished
To learn that for a long time
chance had been playing with them.

Not yet wholly ready
To transform into fate for them
It approached them, then backed off
Stood in their way
And, suppressing a giggle,
jumped to the side.

Five interesting things about DEATH

  1. I wanna die young, I guess no-one wants to become aged. I know some things are supposed to be heartwarming, and while our kids will be awesome, I don't care so much for my grandchildren.
  2. Can heaven really be that awesome? I guess if Joyce wrote the opposite, I can imagine it's a pretty nice place to be, but a Kingdom without spite will be difficult for us to live it. Hell did seem more fun.
  3. I secretly hope it falls on April 1, so people tell you not to be morbid or your practical jokes are inappropriate. And I won't have to shop for you.
  4. Dying in sleep is good, or instantly in a traffic accident, or getting a candle lit for being massacred. Spectacularity, Zeeks. Worst way is like kidney cancer (or acid, or Judas cradle).
  5. I know you want it at yours, but if I die first, promise me that Oiche Mhaith will be playing during my funeral. On repeat. If you die first, you're getting Bumble Bee, in case people don't think I'm original.

FYI (possibly FYI 2)

If you block someone, they will not be able to search for you, see your profile, or contact you on Facebook. Any ties you currently have with a person you block will be broken (friendship connections, relationships, etc).

No Peas?

but what happens when you get a bruise?

...

I think Applications on the site are useful for?

Knowing more about my friends 6%
Nothing!!! 62%
Expressing my emotions 0%
Irritating my friends 22%
Making my day go faster 11%

Nic:

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

Ne Nana

Nana is fucking amazing. I picture myself as Yasu, I guess, although I never would've passed up the opportunity to sleep with her.

Vann

It's never been me that's the bad friend. As you sit there, surrounded by people that care about you, you don't realise that you're crapper than me.

I've got shingles because of stress, from blaming myself for your shortcomings. I won't get better because you don't need me to. Do you?

I need someone to make me feel better. Please?

Boy full of shit

Stop poaching from the river - if you can't find Ivory, move out of the piano trade.

saltish

Seventeen years into my life and I find out that it's not a word. I wish I had nothing to do with Malaysia.

The Lidl Game (2 players)

  1. Get a Lidl pamphlet.
  2. Turn to a random page.
  3. Take turns to select items from the page.
  4. The player who takes the most useless object loses.

Quick ways to make me hate you:

Forward me messages I've seen before (and don't use BCC).

A*

I like watching you smile on webcam. The whole screen suddenly turns dark.

44

I only have as many moods as jayJ have songs.

Things to do before I die...

I missed one

"You don't realize sometimes when you see someone all the time that they are that unhappy."

Remember when you told me this and I didn't believe you? You can see it now how happy she is.

sometime in May

oh. I am so full of double standard

Pissed as a pregnancy test

I lol'd.

Random Access Channels

Rowan notes how her name has been shortened from Rachel, to Rach (with a magic 'e'), to Ratch and wonders if it'll be Rack next, without really considering the repercussions.

I need to post more of my housemates' doings here.

Philosophy A-levels

How'd you know titles of books by Nietzsche?

Yes you do.

I wasn't here, but...

My god. King Dave's mom asked him if he needs a second flan tin.

What the fuck is a flan?

mfb

It's funny how no-one seems to use the word 'propogate' outside of DSP and gardening.

satellite

I still would like to have a look at the Olave’s yearbook, if anyone has a copy kicking around. I was quite proud of what I’d written, but I can’t really remember it anymore.

Brushed Aluminium photo frame with possible wooden corners.

Analities is getting a redesign in 2009. And I've just come up with the next theme idea.

your'e right

sounds like an excellent idea

Charlie doesn't know what PMS is.

one day, he's gonna ask a girl out to tea...

So apparently flans are made up of fruit, jelly (fruit, jelly, fruit, jelly, fruit, jelly) and flan.

If only the world handled recursion as well as Lisp.

It affects all of us:

"Did you know our cutlery goes in reverse alphabetical order?"

Sometimes I feel that I'm the only one here with no personality.

not from my ears...

"Women always complain about feeling more pain. Like childbirth."

chris is a fatass

Too many recessive genes....

one reason not to want kids.

Alex

Fucking infants surpass 11 lbs in weeks after being born, and you still carry them around for another 3 years.

At least this is going to be way more useful than a baby. And it won't shit everywhere.

Pete + R.A.Ch. = Peach

(He brings a negative "y".)

ml

Y'know, between the two of us, one of us should really start shining. I vote you.

What's the best thing I've ever spent money one?

Vlad?

Now, if you could have one thing with you on a desert island, what would it be?

Playboy Mansion.

Check this out...

Gomez has revelled in the 'hole' behind Alejo.

I don't think it's that bad, I've got an ISSD reference in some crude homophobic humour

yeah? well...

nutritional information of deficient products makes me miss you.

Here's to...

...the girl that left a two hour practical proud that she was able to print out the multiples of 5 between 10 and 95.

regexes

got distracted and ended up in "slash-b"...

Spaceballs

I hear they're as big as The Sun.

Spaceballs

I hear his scrotum is actually a supernova.

I've still got a crush on her...

just imagine the eyebrows were the eyes

(didn't know what to say...)

I used to be a perfectionist until it broke me @.O

creole girl

I've got nothing to say that's funny about multivibrators...

refer to:

"It's no ITER, but I'm still kind of proud of you..."

Part II

then, six hours later, I had to stand up again because I'd finished it.

The Last Remnant

With four arms, you could probably make cooler poses.

Visit the way back machine and...

"I bought a DS Lite today. Apologies if you used to think I was cool before and I just burst your bubble."

RE: Digital Economy Bill

referencing that anti-loli/shota law?

Spaceballs

If you rub them hard enough, you'll make a wormhole appear.

Spaceballs

Massive enough to have their own gravitational pull.

One for the wall...

"So he's just like a man version of you?"

RE: Robin Hood's Bat

I wish I had the guts in Year 10 to write something that quite simply said: "This piece of coastline is shit and not a tourist attraction. Leave it to the waves and spend the money on fixing the government instead."

Yeah...

Thought I was unique, but...

This website cropped up in a discussion. Sad face.

Finally beat the shit out of JH

He must have met someone more annoying than himself, arguing with another kid in the EB playground. At breaking point, I saw him raise a fist, I rugby tackled him into the ground and started punching him with the full support of the guys breaking up the fight.

Sadly, it was a dream.

Doing my bit for The Idle Thumbs Podcast

Steve "Hot Scoops" Gaynor
Sean "Famous" Vanaman

Our "relationship"

Is it really possible to justify the fact I haven't seen her by a refusal to make unnecessary air journeys in order to save the environment?

Uh... maybe?

QWTMMHY #2

Set Website to your FB vanity URI.

Hmmm

This site? Depressing? Maybe so.

True story

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Dreams (Issue 1)

Had a dream where Mark and one of his friends did a shit comedy act. He wanted my honest opinion, but he was in too good a mood for me to let him down. I hesitated, never really answering.

On waking up, I realised that he doesn't actually come to this university. None of the people in my dreams do.

Dreams (Issue 2)

Had a dream where I'd gone to meet a huge bunch of friends who took up the whole table, yet for some reason reserved a seat for me. Unlike everyone that just ordered pasta or steak, I had soup, sweetbread and a desert. I was desperately anticipating the taste, just as I woke up.

I guess I'm a convert to that school of thought. I've got to try something new every time I go to a restaurant, because most of the time, it's food I can make better myself.

Arcade Fire

"I dunno... once I got over the fact I had my own secretary, it didn't seem worth it."

"I hate when you say shit like that with a straight face."

Dreams (Issue 3)

Had a dream where we were walking in an abandoned mall as a group. Suddenly the cute Asian girl collapsed and two strangers tried to help her. I told them I knew what I was doing.

I woke up in a sweat and went to the library just to check whether I'd administered the correct first aid to a figment of my imagination.

mrandom quote

I wonder what life would be like if there was a universal hand signal for “shut the hell up, you’re talking out of your ass” that wasn’t taken as rude, and how often people would use it on me.

Dumber than...

..starting World War 3 so your media network can cover the stories?

Two rowers and MATLAB walk into a bar...

No punchline here, but I thought it was pretty good, too.

Lessons from Moore Close

Obviously mustard makes stuff cheesier. As soon as it tastes of mustard, you know there isn't enough cheese. Or maybe it's the other way around.... oh, and Dijon doesn't actually work.

Make sure you remember this, and for fuck's sake stop asking.

Friday, 7 May 2010

Friday, 7 May 2010

<--- Orgasm face

Friday, 7 May 2010

<---- The reason why he's at York

having trouble sleeping

Why's it always you and never me?

Monday, 31 May 2010

The three words on my Year 7 crest sure as hell weren't obnoxious uninspired perfectionist.

Saturday, 5 June 2010

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Spaceballs

"The World Cup" is not a nickname for his jock strap.

Sunday, 13 June 2010

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wwdrm2d?

Well, since you ask... -Build a throne out of 4x4s. -Flambé desserts for the sake of it. -Try and explain the wonders of Lisp. -Pace. And sigh. -Get pissy over broken oven doors. -Lift sandbags for entertainment. -Slam desks when teased. -Cook fucking amazing roast dinners. -Go for three day walks. -Laugh rarely, but amazingly. -Spend every day for a month trying to fix a bike. -Buy a second flan tin. -Argue over nothing. -Bring a Playboy mansion if he could.

I feel there's still a ton* missing.

You would not believe how difficult it is to delete wall posts from 2006.

"Facebook was cooler when it counted how many you had."

fuck summer

Being on the Tube. Hay fever. Sleepless nights. Fewer hours of darkness. Light meals. * Warm drinks. Being hot. Bird songs. Uglier sunsets. Other people’s sweat. Insects and spiders. Getting caught staring. [see Butterflies] Wearing shorts. Stuffy cars. Glare and reflections. Grass stains. Sunburn. People wearing sunglasses. Summer blockbusters. People named Summer. *

just generally

I think she'd never stop if I forgot to dedicate the book to her.

"only I don't have shadow clones to multiply my rate of learning..."

There's three layers to art: - line - value - color

I've mastered none of them... you've got to learn them in harmony, though.

(:(

Tactics Ogre. It certainly needs remaking: some of the mechanics are so broken, but I'd still totally get a PSP just for this episode.

Starcraft II. £45* - really? I’m not going to pay that much for what’ll mostly be a stale single-player experience. Oh sna-

Green End Road. It’s little more than just a room: there’s no stable web connection, it’s a long walk from the other scholars and between the three inhabitants, we leave the toilet seat in different states (and that’s the only way I know they exist).

Food again. I miss the taste of my own cooking so badly - this evening I had a pork chop sandwich: the third, oil-soaked slice of bread was truly inspirational. On some days, it even beats a free lunch. But not Thursday.

Money. So I'm about £420 in the red at the moment (on top of actual loan debt), which means this four year course could get tricky. I need to be more realistic about what I spend my money on - convenience isn’t always worth paying for.

Intuos4. Although the product line is probably due a refresh, it’s still attractive enough to me. I just wish it wasn’t so massive and you could cut off the bit with lights, but it’ll do, I suppose. (Previous point unrelated.)

Mould in York. I’m still annoyed we didn’t get the bungalow, and the damp problem in this new property angers me. Even though I really want to, it’s too far for me to just pop up and visit to sort stuff out.

DSP is insane. I'm back to my old routine of reading through hundreds of pages of API documentation before I can even make a start, but at least conceptually I find it interesting (well... as programming goes). At times I wonder whether I’d prefer an easy job... the answer is probably yes.

UC. Recently I've been thinking about this one big time, and I really want to go for it. More updates when I’ve actually done research, but I hope it becomes a reality.

Summer. Fuck this season.

There are six.

(If you were looking for ninjae..?)

99 problems

Hey, since Stalker Dave is worried about our information being on the internet, 15 Wolviston Avenue has a mould problem and smells.

I dunno, kids.

fucking shit, Sid?

What are you doing about my anaemia? Also, how come the Egyptians are garbage?

Retarded things my ex-housemate does IV

Trying to spread jam on cream rather than the other way round just doesn't work. Digging holes, arguing that it's more aesthetically pleasing, or it makes eating a challenge... I dunno, man, I dunno.

I think scones are pretty crap anyway.

me?

I'll make do with the comfort and warmth of a hand drier instead.

Everything. Changed.

Stick around for a bit. You might leran something about me. Yes, 'leran'.