advanced prototype

I'm tired of getting emails from the future. For fuck's sake.

Circa 2006

The rain continues to taunt us, so I almost broke up. I bought a friend a trophy for his birthday, but he doesn't appreciate it because we're not friends anymore.

What rating is your passion/interest for your subject?

Obviously it is pretty important that you enjoy your subject and the only real reason to pick up a course, since a lot of degrees are on level pegging.

Until this year I used to actually have an interest in Computing. I guess it's the exam system that really kills it and stops it from being fun, which is exactly why I want to continue on at uni. On a 1 to 10 scale? 8-ish.

Dearest

Please stop editing your posts. It makes me look out of date and misinformed. I know it’s your way of saying my advice sucked, but you’re the one that asked for it.

Thought I was unique, but...

This website cropped up in a discussion. Sad face.

I hope all of my anxiety stays in this box.

I’ve been waiting for someone to tell me the genuine reasons for doing Computer Science for over a year now. Unlike people I know, I don’t really have an interest in developing games, I don’t want to spend the rest of my in software development and I would hang myself before writing Database Administrator on my CV. The whole thing about higher education... well, I don’t want to learn any more. I’m happy with my makeshift code and I don’t want to study any more about what *these* electrons in a silicon chip represent or find more efficient ways to do my shit.

And I’ll say a little bit about the people. I understand that I will be able to meet normal students doing subjects with soul in them, but the guys (because that’s a fact) I’ll deal with every day are going to be as difficult as myself. I’ll turn to my side during a lecture to bitch about my problem, perhaps to someone with a personality, but more likely just the cream of the crop of budding geeks and freaks.

I like programming, and I do spend the majority of my spare time on a computer, but is that honestly enough for me base spending three years dedicated to a discipline? There are modules on operating systems, networks and hardware that I couldn’t give two hoots about. Did I pick it because it’s a subject I’m good at?

No. It was the only one that was left. And I’m naive to think there might be someone I will be able to share the apprehension with me.

In business again, yo.

The exams are over and it's just another day I'm just glad I don't have spinocerebellar allotropy. I think I did okay, if you were wondering, but usually, it's something that we tend to wish we could forget about.

The one who "I'm sorry, I haven't heard of her"

I thought I was going nowhere when I said replacing a list of Prolog rules with a multi-dimensional array was messy and there could be other solutions to the problem.

Turns out she's a lecturer whose research focuses include Object Oriented Programming.

Also...

Mark 'Dickhead' Haworth has an 'i' in it.

July 7

According to Taiwan tradition, the color and number of the roses holds much significance. For example, one red rose means "an only love," eleven roses means "a favorite," ninety-nine roses means "forever," and one hundred eight roses means "marry me".

Sense of Style

Pathetic people that wear white:

1. The tk vampire in the Matrix Reloaded.

Where did all the nice watches go?

Probably the biggest regret of this summer was not buying that Elle Homme watch. This morning, I tracked down the retailer, but there doesn't seem to be any shipping, international or otherwise.

So the hunt continues for me to find a new watch. Something minimalist and stylish, but not extremes of either. And while I do love the prospect of having "YACHT MASTER" on my wrist, I just want something that tells the time.

For anyone looking for their own watch, some advice that will save you time: chronograph is a synonym for ugly. Stay away from gold, pointy minute hands and divided bracelets.

And by the way, Peter Brown has the nicest watch at Olives. Easily.

reply:

like how your hair looked stupid today?

Finally beat the shit out of JH

He must have met someone more annoying than himself, arguing with another kid in the EB playground. At breaking point, I saw him raise a fist, I rugby tackled him into the ground and started punching him with the full support of the guys breaking up the fight.

Sadly, it was a dream.

Monday, 11 April 2011

I swear, I would give up art forever if you weren't still on my back.

Circa 2005

I'm tired of typing your name out using one hand only.

Please officially change it to 'Trais'.

Uni Apps

There is another group of people who stole my idea on Facebook. Although my solution is much better, they're much more committed.

I've accomplished everything I need to. This was always more of a service to myself than something for others. If it never resurfaces in the Applications Directory, then fine, I've learned all that I need to, and at least I have something to talk about during my interviews.

Frankly, footing the bill for people in Newcastle isn't what this is about. Bragging about the fact I have four conditionals was always the point.

The heights yield to endeavour

This was the place where everything seemed normal. This was the place where the tutors were confident that I'd enjoy Southampton enough to encourage me to make my own choice. This was the place where the people seemed to really enjoy doing their project work. This was the place that had a fantastic Student Union building. This was the place where the course content seemed normal, people learned practical languages and didn't have to do unnecessary module. This was a place where they don't like to offer places through Extra and Clearing, but rather make offers at lower grades to those who actually want to come. This was the place where lots of technology companies, and YinI itself, are based. This was the place where the Computing Lab was a useful environment.

This is the offer that makes sense. It just seems like there's a catch and I can't find it.

Dear Jay Fucking Aitch,

I totally emphasise with you on this one. Mrs Lewis was totally out of order to throw a green slip at you like that, after all, you’re a Cambridge applicant, and that immediately makes you better than everyone else in the world. Considering we’ve only had three weeks to produce a ten page report, and then you’ve been bogged down with all of these interviews... It’s no wonder you didn’t even manage to start. I feel for you, man, I’ve almost had as many interviews as you, and a minor thing like applying for jobs is nothing compared to the stress you’ve gone through on those four days of really solid preparation I heard you did for Clare College. Oh, and hearing the VLE hates you, and the fact that the IT technicians don’t do their jobs, or that the school network never works for you, it’s just SO disheartening and I’m definitely considering helping you uncover the conspiracy against you. It makes me consider myself lucky that I’m one of the few people privileged with this sort of valuable resource to do the homework. I’m glad I made a copy of all the files for you so that you could have as equal a chance as us lesser members of the class, and it’s such a shame that with all this chaos going on in your world that you forgot this fact.

And I was just heartbroken when you announced today that your already incredibly huge balls might have grown big enough for you to threaten to drop out from our Computing lessons. It’s more than just the balance that is maintained from having an odd number of people, it’s your witty remarks, your requests to listen to music during lessons, your useful perceptive ability to spot mistakes, oh the list goes on. I’m even going to miss the way you sit. And when you march up to Ms Kavanagh and tell her that you have your three As, and don’t need this subject a part of me will die.

I know I’ll always be a spiteful, bitter boy, but after watching your fine example of how to act as a model student, I’ll be the first to congratulate you if you get into Cambridge, and definitely won’t smile when you get your rejection letter.

Stop pissing me off/ Good luck with being better than the world,

Alex

positive procrastination

Positive procrastination is when you use your unwillingness to complete one task as motivation to do another. Rather than delay doing one thing by spending time doing useless things, such as looking at Digg every five seconds, if you have other tasks, you can work on those instead.

In other words, all of my half term homework is done, and I've filled out most of my UCAS form, but I am still fucked for the Art Exhibition.

xkcd

It's sad that I'm the only person I know (possible exception: Cam) that will see humour in this one.

Please don't do it.

circa 2005

I gave my money to Trace and she spent it on ChOCOLATE.

Dropping words about the city we're in...

Ordinarily, I wouldn't look forward to spending five hours in a room of fifty other geeks. The typical "oh I've already read the prospectus and don’t have any questions" was common to us all and I'm sort of thankful there wasn't a twat-ass parent who would ask a long question to keep us from lunch.

Conversation was *so* awkward.

...

Three of us were on the same corridor of rooms for the interviews. The first guy gets the "superhero" first year Programming and Algorithms lecturer. The second girl (woah!) gets the professor that teaches maths, "who's really helpful". I get the one who "I'm sorry, I haven't heard of her".

York campus and accommodation is incredibly nice, and I could see this regardless of the shitty weather. It's a pity there's so much emphasis on hardware on the course, because I would've liked to study here.

I have no idea why the first word was "Ordinarily". I'd still never want to do it.

Except when I have to next week.

And (possibly) the week after.

Christmas Shopping

The only thing I want for Christmas is a black beanie, which has 'Underground' on it (preferably looking the transport logo only, but any other clothing items describable as "underground beanies" will do). Similarly adorned visors are acceptable, but not preferred.

Please co-ordinate this with everyone else that I know to ensure that I get one (and only one).

In the Sun

The Joseph Arthur version has so much more punch and erm... emoness. It's deeper, definitely a more powerful version.

Toss in a piano, and you ruin it. Perhaps it goes better as a soundtrack to a hospital drama, but as your favourite song? No.

they call him a poor man's geek

There's someone I know that's really full of shit (well, another one). Chatting pie all the time... hating OSX having never used it... recommending things he doesn't own... giving bad advice and pretending he's better than the world...

They call him a poor man's geek.

And painfully... it's like looking into a mirror.

Honestly

I keep dreaming about that girl. I'm being unfaithful, but that's not something I'll ever be able to control. Just get out of my life, Hydrogen.

Illegal shit day

Allow. There was no reason to have believed in my peers. I can't believe that I'm the biggest rebel. Doesn't bringing a second shirt defeat the point?

Bullshit: Cease and desist

If what you say is true, of course you're going to be better than me. You can run faster, weigh more and be richer for all I care.

But you and I both know that it is complete and utter bullshit. Does it make you feel good when you exaggerate your achievements? Do you enjoy making people feel bad? You're not a badass for saying you've done things, that title comes from doing them. And don't get me started on friends you don't have.

There are things that I need to add to a list now, but I've forgotten them with so many to remember.

Pro

Don't lose sight of why you want to be a doctor behind all the news reports you've had to read up on. There's no substitute for the care I know you'll bring.

Point of Information

If your name has an 'i' in it, I probably hate your guts.

My joke

A guy walks into a bar... everyone is turning around because he looks dangerous, maybe he's just been released from prison or something. He's got tattoos all over his body, the most prominent one being a 17-digit number in Gothic script across his forehead.

The barman goes, "Why the long long face?".

Cuz

I'm sorry for making fun of you all of the time, even in front of your face. It's the only thing that I can do in awkward situations I blame my upbringing.

It's only because of a certain band that I can pretend to have any knowledge of English Literature. I wish I knew everything that my knowledge touched on - just by name being able to recite Wikipedia.

In other news, I'm going to stop wearing white, as of today.

Criticisms of the AQA Computing Course 1

Teaching and making use of syntactically incorrect HTML is unfair and misleading.

I guess Chapter 63 has been the only one that I understood.

So

if I'm the best person she's ever met, how come her life has gone back to normal?

Clocks

The worst thing in the world is that month rhyme, which goes "Thirty days hath December..." because it doesn't work. Not famine.

gl

Just remember that you’re genuinely the reason there are so many medics this year. It’s because you’re so committed, so determined and such an inspiration, that I’m convinced you’re Cambridge material.

mrandom quote

I wonder what life would be like if there was a universal hand signal for “shut the hell up, you’re talking out of your ass” that wasn’t taken as rude, and how often people would use it on me.